Thursday, January 31


Predicting the future in a very Nostradamical fashion(can I say that?), my wedding will be filled with dancing dwarfs (no, not my wife's family) and Swedish supermodels as bridesmaids... or are they additional brides??? Either way, it's going to ROCK guest's tuxes and gowns off; a little like our birthday bash at the local pub this year, but much classier. That's the thing about us Jenks folk, we consistently bring class, sophistication, and a dollop of delight to any occasion.

And Christopher Joseph, I've been checking my mail up here on a daily basis and must have somehow missed my plane ticket to England. I'm sure you can print another one and send it my way again, it was probably misplaced by one of several buffoons I work beside prior to my reception. I checked just now and it seems the $1162 minimum price during summer months is a little out of my price range, being that I will soon be defaulting on my school loans at this peasants wage.

And, once he begins adding to the news updates, I want to say that I'm happy for Nick on spawning another member within the Jenks Military Corps! We need all the bodies we can get. Janelle and I have successfully laid siege to Algona and much of Pacific over the past few years, and recently make significant progress on the Supermall and adjacent businesses.

Man I am bored at work, can't you tell?

1 comment:

  1. Class, sophistication, and a dollop of delight to any occasion??? OMG!!! You are apparently snowed in up there, and have way too much time on your hands...and I gotta tell ya now, I'm not coming to your wedding if my dress is gonna fall off!!!